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The Pokemon Zodiac and Horoscopes

I was unaware people still regularly read horoscopes. I always thought they were full of crap, just written in a way so they could vaguely apply to anyone, and that eventually they’ve died out. Apparently I was wrong, people do still read horoscopes. But the problem? The old zodiac is so boring, with their crabs and centaurs and such. It was missing some Pokemon. Hit the jump to check out the Pokemon zodiac, and get your horoscope!


Vulpix – You are very energetic, courageous and quick witted! You love attention. However, you might find yourself being impulsive and impatient, and possibly be a little bit selfish.

Growlithe – You are patient, reliable, loyal and very detirmined to achieve your goals. Be careful of becoming possessive, self-indulgent or greedy, though.

Eevee – You’re very adaptive of any environment you happen to find yourself in. You’re also very intellectual and witty. However, a cunning person like you might find themselves being nervous, tense and afraid of imperfection.

Mew – You’re a sympathetic person, so you may find that other people’s joys and sorrows become your own. You’re also cautious, and can be very protective of those close to you. You may have a habit of being overemotional or moody, and you probably find it hard to leg go of things you love.

Wigglytuff – You’re probably the most generous and warmhearted person you know. Your enthusiasm causes people to like being around you. You’re faithful, and very loving. However, you might find yourself becoming bossy and patronizing without noticing.

Dragonair – You are a pretty modest person, right? And shy, as well. You’re a very good listener, and very diligent, too! You’re incredibly intelligent and analytical. On the downside, you might find yourself worrying about many things, including not being perfect. You also may come across as harsh sometimes, intentional or not.

Persian – You have a lot of charm. You’re a very easy going person, and you’re very sociable. You might even be called a flirt! You’re also quite changeable, or easily influenced, so be careful who you hang out with. Try your best to make your own decisions.

Pikachu – When you know what you want, you’re detirmined to get it and can be very forceful about it. You’re very passionate about many things. People are drawn to you because of your exciting, electric personality. You may have a habit of becoming jealous or resentful, though, and you can also be very secretive.

Clefairy – You are definitely an optimist. You enjoy the feeling of being free, and don’t let heavy emotions weigh you down. You’re a very honest and straightforward person. Sometimes, though, your optimism blinds you from the truth, and causes you to be careless and irresponsible.

Haunter – You’re a very practical person, and also very disciplined. People may look up to you for that. You’re also very humorous- on purpose or simply by accident! However, you may tend to be very pessimistic and judgemental. Lighten up!

Bulbasaur – You are very friendly, honest and loyal. You’re very good at using your imagination, and have many original thoughts. You’re also very good at being indepdent- you probably prefer to be alone in a lot of your free time. You’re not very emotional, though, and you tend to be unpredictable. Don’t be afraid to show your emotions.

Lapras – You’re very sensitive to the world around you. You try your best to be kind to others, and help out as much as you possibly can. You rarely worry about your own needs- you’re happy as long as the ones you care about are. However, you’re very idealistic, and feel let down when things don’t go as planned. You may also be easily led.

Alright, my first problem with this? I’m a Clefairy. Really? Why don’t we early December kids ever get anything cool? Secondly, where’s Charmander? Charmander ruled.

Via Poke-Problems

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  1. September 20, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Have anyone tried out indian/vedic astrology? Just check it out and see the difference…

  2. October 5, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    haha hehe khác tính với zodiac người quá ….
    mình cức nghĩ cung sư tử phải là cung lửa chứ nhỉ (như rồng nhí này …)

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