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Yes, It Was Really That Bad: 145 Reasons ‘Spider-Man 3’ Sucked

You know why The Amazing Spider-Man will be a resounding success when it releases next year? Because Spider-Man 3 sucked so, so, so impossibly hard that you could film a four-hundred pound geek in an ill fitting Spidey costume trying to awkwardly kiss Gwen Stacy and it would still be a better film. There must be specific reasons that the movie sucked, right? Some sort of exact moment in the film we could point to and say “that’s why it sucked.” Well, some guy with a much higher tolerance for crappy movies than I went ahead and found 145 reasons that Spider-Man 3 sucked. Check out the video after the jump.


Can’t argue with that.

Via Unreality

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  1. September 27, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    ‘eyebrow acting’ lmao. I definitely cringed in the theater at disco Peter. I mean, why… just, why? Not to mention Forman & Lowell – for Odin’s sake, who was the casting genius behind that?

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